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Post by Amanda Hansen on Sept 11, 2012 11:35:32 GMT -5
Amanda's Diary Room
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Sept 11, 2012 12:20:24 GMT -5
Week 1: Pressure Cooker
Oh Hey! I am here, ready to kick some major ass! YAY BUENO!!! So I am like super excited that the theme is the Greenhouse because like who doesn't like to be green?! Green is like my FAVORITE color and I just love plants and animals and sunshine! BUENO! In case you didn't know, my name is NOT Amanda! No...my name is actually Chelsia! Some of you past players may remember me from BBB3 and Brawlstars! I would have made it very far in the game if I didn't quit ORG's altogether in the middle of the game. Well, I am back and ready to prove myself! I am not going to stop at anything. I am going to win as many competitions as I possibly can and prove myself a very good social player. I will have everyone eating out of my hands. Chelsia is back and ready for redemption...in a new body...BUENO! <3
In past games I have been known to give out WAY too much information and for having a big mouth so in this game I plan to just shut my mouth! The answer to every question is...BUENO!! I want America to chant BUENO!
So we get into the house and there are only like 10 of us and I instantly think to myself...oh shit we are going to be competing against past winners. I got that feeling when the application asked about our favorite winners....so I knew...I just knew! So I just sit there with my wine and analyze my competition when Julie comes on the TV and tells us that we are competing against Britney, Jun, Danielle, Porsche, and Jen. Five past winners....fml! These past winners have nothing on me! I am going to kick all of their asses! Starting with the queen bitch herself...BRITNEY HAYNES!
So I start talking to the other newbies and I realize that they are going to be...fun? I do love Janelle...we are going to get along great! Girl power America...girl power!! Ian and Neil started talking to me and Ian was VERY bland...like seriously...BORING! Neil was all like "tell me who you hate...I wanna know everything" Bitch I ain't telling you shit! You can go play with your little plants! Go suck a dick just like you like it! Bueno!
I hav not talked to Michelle yet but I can tell we are going to get along because anyone who plays as Michelle must be a major bitch! Can't wait to get her in my back pocket! I talked to Sharon and she seems to like me so she is someone to keep around for a while! I like her!
No one else was worthy enough to talk to my beauty. They must be intimidated by my striking good looks and shining personality! I would be very jealous if I was any of them! Bueno!
So we find out the first HOH competition is a puzzle and I am just like EW I HATE PUZZLES! After trying a couple of times, though, I get the hang of it and it is super easy! My score was very high and I hope I can pull out this first win! I want the strongest coach to choose me and I want everyone to know that I am a force to be reckoned with! Plus it is a double eviction week and I am NOT getting out first...fuck that shit!
Bueno America<3 |
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Sept 14, 2012 17:41:56 GMT -5
Week 1: Pressure Cooker
Oh My Word! This game is going to be super crazy! Like these people are nuts! So the "mentors" picked their players and I was almost last...like what the fuck bitches?! But Jen chose me so I was like..."oh yay..." so happy Jen chose me (sarcasm). She is like the worst coach...she sucks! She is like totally inactive and boring! UGH! But the only plus is that I am with Neil and I love him<3 So Ashley wins Head of Household and I was like "OH SHIT!..I haven't even talked to her yet"
So I talked to her and she tells me she thought I was inactive which means I would have gone on the block had I not talked to her...yay fro smarts! So we talked and it turns out we actually have a lot in common and we get along great so we are going to be the "A-Team" in this game! So The A-Team was formed. Then we named our real team JenCity which consists of me, Neil, and Jen duh! So right now I have two alliances and one is in the making with Danielle. Danielle and me get along GREAT! We are pretty much the same person...
So the final nominees are Kara, Michelle, and Russell. Ever since we signed up I have wanted Russell out so I am fighting to make sure he leaves this game. UGH he is just super annoying. So I talked to Britney (oh joy) and she tells me she wants Kara out. After talking to Kara and her telling me she was a threat and was in Ultimate Game and AS2 and Sausage I was like oh FUCK no! Yeah so I convinced Ashley to target Kara so if all goes as planned Kara will be the first person evicted! YAY blindsides!! Then it comes down to Russell and Michelle. Michelle is inactive and I don't like Russell. I come up with the genius plan to blindside Russell because why not get rid of two good players week 1?! Then Michelle will get the golden key and she will be removed later anyway for being inactive. So technically I have to survive even less evictions...WOOP!
So right now I have deals with Sharon, Ashley, Danielle, Neil, and Jen. My goal is to have a deal with everyone! I do not want to be nominated...EVER! Amanda can't get nominated...she will have an attack and die!
<3Amanda |
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Sept 18, 2012 21:49:55 GMT -5
Week 2: Mentor Mayhem
Peace Kara and Michelle! You were both boring...but why didn't the plan work?! That pisses me off! It should have been Kara and Russell...but obviously some people lied and voted Michelle out! Plus, it was Britney's idea and she didn't even try to get people on board...I seriously can't stand her! She seriously needs to go!
So we get to the HOH competition and I am the first one out, what a shame! Whatever, I guess no one will consider me a threat...ever! So Neil won HOH and I could;t be happier! I mean whenever some I have an alliance with wins HOH, that is good for me...duh! Bueno!
So our plan was to evict Britney but then she ends up winning the veto competition (shocker) and Neil replaces her with Jase. Sharon or Jase...hmmm well I hate men so Jase should be leaving...I hope so anyway! I am busy so that is all for now!
<3Amanda |
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Sept 20, 2012 10:16:14 GMT -5
Week 2: Mentor Mayhem
So I have two issues with production right now! Firstly, why haven't you rigged a challenge for me yet?! There needs to be a Bueno Challenge so that I win HOH! Secondly, you have to reply to my DR posts and say I am the best player here...cause it's true! Seriously, bitches! I am already America's favorite houseguest, so treat me like it! If America wants to give me a crown, give me a fucking crown! In fact, I would like production to give me a crown! I am the queen on this game and I want the other house guests to be jealous of my beauty! So until I get my crown, no more DR's! Amanda on STRIKE! |
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Post by Dustin on Sept 20, 2012 12:26:11 GMT -5
no crown for you.
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Post by Jason Guy on Sept 20, 2012 21:36:17 GMT -5
Here's your golden crown   |
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Post by Jason Guy on Sept 21, 2012 17:02:07 GMT -5
Is this crown better?  |
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Sept 22, 2012 18:09:19 GMT -5
Bueno Jason <3
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Sept 27, 2012 9:40:32 GMT -5
Week 3: The Gay Die Young
HEY AMERICA! So it's week 3 and guess who wins Head of Household?! That's right, Britney! Like seriously...what the fuck! This is worst case scenario for Princess Amanda! I didn't attempt the HOH competition because I mean really...princess' do NOT garden! I get my servants to do that for me! Plus, I didn't need to win...I am no threat to any of these people!
So Britney wins HOH and decides to nominate Neil and Ian. I am like...OH NO, not my bookie bear *sad face*. So I get to play in the veto competition and I am like YAY maybe I can win and save my little sexy gay friend! So we get there and it's finding Waldo and I am just like "Maybe I could find him if he was sexier...like really...why would I want to find someone ugly like him?!" So I nonchalantly pranced my way through the course...not really trying to find Waldo at all...everyone on the side laughed and giggled at me but that's okay, I didn't want to find the sketchy pedophile Waldo...
So Danielle, my girl, won POV and I was so excited! But then I thought about it and was like oh no, I hope I don't get backdoored! That would be just AWFUL! So I talked to Danielle and she kept the nominations the same...yay Danielle <3 This gives the women a better chance at winning this thing..again! It also helps out the winners which is bad for me! But oh well, I made it past week 3 without being nominated...yay for being POPULAR!
So me and Danielle snuck into the backyard in the middle of the night and we were talking about how Neil staying would help out us majorly in this game because he is with us and against Britney. However, Jen is with Britney so she is voting him out and so is everyone else. So we don't have the votes or a chance of getting the votes. So we just gave up and came up with an exit strategy!
Porsche, Russell, Ian, and Jun are working together. Britney and Jen are working together. Britney is the strongest person in this game so being on her side will definitely bring us further into the game. So we decided that we were going to side with Jen and Britney to take down the other alliance. After Neil was evicted, Julie shocked us with like some really awesome news!
Sharon had some attack because she didn't have enough sugar *wink* and had to be rushed to the hospital...she won't be returning to the game. Also, since Janelle and Ashley are loners who stay in the back bedroom all day every day, they are automatically being nominated this week without any competitions. That means that I made jury! OMG YAY! I knew I could do it America! All thanks to your love and support for Princess Amanda <3
Tootles <33 |
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Oct 8, 2012 8:52:35 GMT -5
Week 4/5: Shocker
Oh My Goodness! So right after Neil got evicted, Julie came on the little screen and was just like "hey assholes...there are two inactive bitches so they are both automatic nominees this week and you have to vote again right now!" So we voted and I obviously voted for Ashley because I wanted to be the only one on the bottom row. Then it when she got evicted I jumped for joy. However, then Janelle was expelled too so now there are like only eight people left in the game!
So we get to the HOH competition and I am like ahh I love guessing games! When results were revealed, I was only ONE off from winning...what a fail! So Jun won and I am like wtf?! EW Asian in power means pretty white girl in trouble! At the nomination ceremony, Jun decided to nominate the two dicks...Ian and Russell. I was like OH YAY!<3
During the POV competition, Me and Jen had to sit out so we decided to talk for once...and we are actually on the same page. We realize that there are two sides here...Porsche, Ian, and Russell vs Britney, Jen, Jun, Amanda...we are just not sure where Danielle stands. She tells me she is with me 100% but she is apparently with Porsche's group based on what Jen said. Danielle better not be playing with my emotions or I will seriously hurt her! So Porsche won veto and saved Ian from the block...I knew I would be the replacement!
So now it's me vs Russell and I have NO idea what is going to happen!...wish me luck America!! <3 BUENO |
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Oct 18, 2012 15:12:22 GMT -5
Week 6: Totem Pole
OMG I made the top 7 again<3 I am so proud of myself for surviving this long in this game again! My track record has proven good in this game! However, now I have to fight to do better then 7th. Coming into this game, I did not want to get 7th place again and right now I am possibly going to...ahhh
So the week started with Britney winning HoH again...SHOCKER! She is going to win the game again lol...yol2...I knew she was going to nominate Ian and Porsche...it was almost obvious! It is pretty obvious that everyone is against those two! Then the veto competition came and I got chosen to compete and I was like YAY! I played and of course I got last place...I always get last place *wink* So Ian ends up winning and I am crushed because I know I am last on the totem pole and I am the replacement nominee. Britney does end up nominating me and it is Me vs Porsche. I am really hoping she goes home because I want to beat out Ian and be the last newbie standing! Plus, a winner going home would be pretty nice at this point.
In the coming rounds, I am hoping to solidify myself not only with Britney and Jen but also with Danielle. If me and Danielle can figure out a plan to take down the two power players...maybe we can actually take this thing all the way! I believe if I make it past this round, I am in a good position because I am not a target whatsoever and because I am not in a solid alliance so everyone will be trying to use me for numbers...when the group of winners starts turning on each other! Should be an interesting final stretch! <3
BUENO!!! |
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Oct 29, 2012 10:24:50 GMT -5
Week 7: Bitches
LOL @ making it to the top 5! I forgot to mention that I had class and wouldn't make it to the FF but I still managed to survive it. However, I heard that my name was brought up...by none other than Danielle. Britney informed me that Danielle was talking mad shit about me...however I later learned after confronting Daniele that she was talking mad shit about everyone..in public. So that was a load of BS!
I almost won HOH this week! Like seriously?! AHH I want to win HOH for once! Anyway, Danielle won it and ended up nominating me and Britney. Britney is target #1 at this point for everyone remaining. I tried doing to the POV on Friday but whenever I got on, Dustin was not...then I went away for the weekend so sucks for me...whatever! My new UTR strategy seems to be working really well! Since I have been nominated like a LOT!
Britney won the POV and saved herself (duh)...whatever! So now it is me vs the other newbie. This eviction will determine which newbie is the last newbie standing. I want that to be me! It HAS to be me!!
BUENO!<3 |
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Post by Amanda Hansen on Nov 7, 2012 8:40:36 GMT -5
I have class during part 2 and 3 so I guess I have no shot at winning HOH...oh well...I haven't participated in most of the challenges all game anyway...why would I change my strategy now?!
Amanda for president! Didn't even break a nail!!
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