Russell's Confessionals

[Russell Kairouz]

I will be making new entries by saying "Dear Diary,"

Dear Diary,

The game officially started when I step foot into the greenhouse. I was surprised with so many people playing I don't know them from other ORG's (Which is a good thing). So we have Ian, Neil, Jase, Janelle, Amanda, Kara, Ashley, Sharon, Michelle and I. 10 People starting off the game, hmm... something doesn't seem right. So then our lovely host, Dustin drops a big huge grenade on us: Reduce - 10 newbies will start, Reuse - 5 past winners from the Brawl series (Jen, Britney, Jun, Porsche, & Danielle) will be joining us (thus, making it 15), And Recycle - The winners will be "Mentoring" us & golden key rule implemented with a few adjustments.

First off, what the hell? Then again it's Big Brother, expect the unexpected. I clearly thought it would be the newbies going at it, but to have the vet's in the game makes it ten times harder. Have no fear, Russell's here! I am really excited for this game to begin, I'm not scared of "winners" because I myself have faced players from the past and they were good as well. This game should be interesting to play with esp. when there's like 9 girls, and 4 guys in the game. A GUY NEEDS TO WIN THIS SERIES!!!

Anyways, I've been approached by several people just casually talking and it's become a snooze fest to the point where I rather watch grass grow. Basically all these people actually believe I'm new to the ORGer Community and been only playing for about 3-4 months (The Winner's bought this).

For this HoH comp, we find out that the winners receive immunity for 1 week (Lucky S.O.B's) and that there is a double eviction this week (Once again, UGH how I wish I was a winner). The mentors are also playing in this comp, but not for power, for draft picks of their teams. Yes there's going to be 5 teams of 3 AND if 2 members from the same team make final 3, they are in the final 2 automatically. Great! Even better (not). There's also something about if you win HoH, you can switch yourself to another team, or have a coach trade one of their team members to let the HoH be on their team? So much commotion in the ocean. I'll think about it when I am actually in power and not going to let it bother me.

Next, this HoH comp SUCKS balls! I hate slider puzzles. Well I'm going to play my "new to the ORG world" card very well this week so people can see me weak and not threatening at all. You have to throw some comps to gain a few people's trust and loyalty, and that's what I'm going to do for this week! (I hope it lands me off the block).

Time to talk about first impressions of people:

Michelle - She's boring as hell, I can't find a connection with her.

Ashley - She can somewhat hold an actual conversation, but then it dies off. UGH

Amanda - This bitch hasn't replied to my AIM once, she's on my bad side for not communicating with me.

Kara - She's cool, she knows what's up in this game and I would like to work with her in the near future.

Ian - Real chill person to talk to. We were thinking of having a "male alliance" Which was me, Neil, Jase & Ian and hope that we can fly under the radar and have the ladies take each other out.

Jase - Spoke to him for about 2 minutes, meh. Easily disposable.

Neil - Cool guy, I like his Big Brother pickings, so that's a plus.

Sharon - Where is she? Another one of "those" mute people.

Janelle - Saved the best newbie in the game for last. She basically told me she's been playing in the ORG world for 3-4 years. Well, hate to break it to you buddy, BUT I will use that to my advantage and get you out. SECOND, she told me if I heard her "name" be thrown out there, I would "tell" her. Uh... NO. Lol, sure I will, but I'll probably tell you last minute or make up some lie, I'm no one's bitch. It's either you be my bitch and I spare you or you get evicted for trying to make me YOUR bitch. THIRD, when the winner's were introduced, she wanted to "feel" them out. Paranoid much? I hope the paranoia drives her so insane that it gets her evicted first.

*end rant*

Jen - I know her from other ORG's, she's a tough cookie and she doesn't know that I know her alias and I am well AWARE of what she's capable of.

Jun - Asian Sensation, I feel like I can talk to her if I need some motivation in myself (Since she was the underdog).

Danielle - I wonder if she'll bitch throughout this season, it's going to be annoying and will bug me, I need her gone ASAP since she JUST won the game. HELLO.

Britney - She's alright, I like her, but something isn't right about her.

Porsche - This bitch... LOL. I love her to bits and pieces! She actually was the one who recommended me this series and told me positive reviews about it and her season (talk about a close one if she didn't win that DPOV). When her and I are in a game together, we're a deadly duo. Like seriously DEADLY, even though she wins majority of the games, I still love her! Can't wait to work with her, AGAIN.

That's all I have for this diary entry.

Love Russell

[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary,

This week is a crazy one. First, the coaches competed is the same HoH as well did. The order was Britney, Jen, Danielle, Porsche & Jun. (Britney is a huge threat and needs to be removed ASAP). However, Britney's team is STACKED. Ashley, her team mate, won HoH and I was told Niel did the slider puzzle within 2 minutes, so I'm pretty sure Ashley did her's in about 1 minute.

So then they started a house meeting about Avatars? You guys can do that while I stay UTR. Ashley's nominees initially were Kara, Michelle & Sharon (One person from Team Porsche, Jun & Danielle). Sharon & Michelle were both goners to me, and all Kara had to do was stay actively social.

I WAS FREAKING WRONG Sharon somehow came out of inactive mode and won the veto this week! Like wtf? Lol! That just has me in complete shock.

So then Ashley decides to put me up as Sharon's replacement nom. Ugh I'm so frustrated and I thought I lost all signs of hope, BUT then Bueno Amanda messaged me on AIM saying that Kara is a complete threat on Sausage Island & Ultimate Game? Like how does that affect Brawl in any way except for the fact that maybe she got you out? I hate how people bring in other ORG's into a series, it ruins the fun.

Aside from that, Ashley wanted to speak to me about putting me up and she has still yet to respond to me like wth girl, if you wanted to talk to me, you should be actively on aim. But I'm so surprised that I am on the block at this point.

I also am suspicious that Team Jen & Team Britney are working together somehow because one person from Team Porsche, Jun & Danielle are all nominated and by the end of the week, Team Porsche & Team Jun will be down 2 players, and I will receive a golden key.

I hope this all plans out accordingly because I'm putting my trust in my mentor, my team, my allies and people who told me I'm safe.

love, Russell

[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary, Pt. 1



By a vote of 6-5, Kara is the first evictee of the BB Brawl 8 season! Love the girl, but supposedly she's a "threat" in other ORG's so yolo lol. I'm not out of the clear zone yet, I still have 1 more eviction to go through and I hope I do stay over Michelle because that would be stupid to keep an inactive over me. though it's a good strategy, but it's no bueno for me. Thank you.

It was crazy how the vote was THAT close. I'm guessing Kara had some allies? Idk who they are, but I hope they can become my allies now and I can receive a golden key and just freaking wait until top 9 to compete. I mean the golden key rule has it's flaws, BUT being a "newb" to the ORG community might help me out.

Every time someone aims me or I aim them, I always say even though I'm a golden key holder, I can help them and be that extra vote to get someone out. Hopefully some people have a brain to by that BS and I just sit there and look pretty

*blows kisses to camera*

love, Russell

[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary, Pt. 2



By a vote of 7-4, Michelle... you have been evicted from the Big Brother Brawl House!



I'm super excited because not only am I safe, I received a golden key & I will be going to the Top 9 BITCHES!! So all I have to do is keep my "alliance" w/ the guys clear & get Porsche & I to the finals. At this point people don't have suspicion that her & I are aligned or even have an F2 deal.

To be honest I think Amanda, Brit, Jun, & Janie all voted against me. The guys gave me their word, Danielle, Sharon & Prosche did too. Jen I also spoke to and she said she was going to keep me. So I was pretty confident where those 4 votes came from. Now they should be scared shitess because I hope one of my allies wins HoH and bounce one of them. I rather have pawns like the guys go up against Team Brit & Amanda, so they can receive a golden key and one of them gets eliminated at the final 9.

I hope it all works out! They better be ready for me because I'm going to spread lies and plant seeds!

love, Russell

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[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary,

Well, the HoH competition was held last night and it was a crazy one. First, never in my life have I seen such crazy drama going on BTS from the live chat last night. Apparently, Ian couldn't function his AIM correctly to get onto the live chat, so I guess he decided to contact everyone who was playing this week and try to blame his aim so he wouldn't be put up. Then, Bueno Amanda wanted to be a bitch and respond back saying "I don't care." Like bitch? Who the hell are you? Dumbass and to make her target even BIGGER, she was so confident winning the HoH last night, the bitch answered the first question wrong and eliminated herself.

In the words of Britney Haynes from BB12 & 14:


Cocky bitches don't get far in life, esp. in an ORG bye bye bitch, you're such a non-factor in this game. WHY DOES EVERY ORG I PLAY, the AMANDA'S IN THE SEASON ARE SUCH BITCHES?! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I WANT TO EVICT AN AMANDA. Luck of the draw? Boo.. lol

Anyways, back to my entry, I kinda sorta figured out the last vote and sadly, it was from poor little Jase.



Oh Hell NO! I did NOT just get bitch slapped by my OWN "alliance member." Like are you kidding me? You have to be the most stupidest person to vote against me. It's sad and it's a cop out, Jase. If you wanted to vote against me, just tell me straight up, I won't be mad at all. And to add more fuel to the fire, Britney & Amanda were campaigning to get me out?! Bitch please, don't even dare vote me out because you dumb bitches don't know me and I appreciate if you can stop being fake to my face.



Danielle spoke to me briefly and she was all for getting Britney out. Well paint me blue and call me Sally, because that was the main objective all along this week, GET BRITNEY OUT. Neil decided to nominate Sharon & Britney this week and Danielle, Amanda, Jun, & Neil are playing in this weeks veto. Talk about a pussy fest much? Lol. *sips on long island until the top 9*

I'm also going to consider myself a "non-factor" at this point in the game because Danielle & I were talking about how she wants myself & Sharon to both get golden keys and be safe until the Top 9. That'd be great, but what about you Danielle? (something's not right). Then she started talking about Amanda and how she was well liked and how she's a very dangerous person in the game. Well that bitch will get the boot early on as well. I hate Amanda ugh.

I also spoke to Neil & Ian about Jase and his loyalty to the BroMance alliance. He's dead with a capital "D" like I spoke to Ian & Neil myself, and he's dead to them. YAY! Also, I found out that Jen was campaigning HARD for Britney to not be nominated and now Neil is watching his own mentor! LOL! YAY!



I don't mind getting rid of Jase because Porsche wants Jase's head on a platter too! That shady little mofo won't see it coming. The target this week is to get Britney out, then Amanda, then Jase then Jun, then we'll have the final 9 boom baby!

I think I've posted way too much gifs, but I'm just excited to see how this veto will play out!

Remember I'm a non-factor until the Top 9



love, Russell

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[Russell Kairouz]

Dear diary,

Last night was too crazy because honestly. Sluts will be sluts, and hoes will be hoes.



Last night was the definition of madness. Neil went ahead and nominated both Sharon (for the second time) and Britney (fake ass bitchassness)



I was really surprised at how forward Neil was about it, but then again I'm happy the bitch Britney went on the block. Every time I talk to her, it seems as if she's one stuck up bitch who has a pole in her ass all the time. She has that "too cool for school" attitude, which idk why. The bitch needs to make friends, BUT THIS IS EVEN MORE JUICER.

"Somehow" Britney found out about the "guys" alliance...



NOT!!!!

Bitch, you're worry about the wrong thing at the wrong time. Shouldn't you be focusing on your silly PoV competition which you are obviously going to win, but still bitch, focus on that and mind your own business. I don't under WHY SHE MUST BE NOSY ABOUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE?! We're not playing the mole you big doofus. She's a prick.

Neil, Ian & I were panicking about who told her and we came to a conclusion, JASE SPILLED THE BEANS.



To be honest, Jase is such a non-factor in this game now. Idk what good would it have been if he was still active in the game? I mean the girls are already going to form a mob retaliating against the guys and you won't make it further than they are! *face palm*

At the veto competition, Britney won it... WHOOPY FREAKING Do... *insert sarcasm here* I really don't care because she deserve to still be in the game and I will watch her evict either Ian or Neil, whichever she prefers (because obviously, I'm safe until final 9, can't touch me, & I'm a juror member so she HAS to be nice to me or I won't give her my vote). I know that she is already forming an army against Neil & Ian and they better be able to counter back because Britney will bite back HARD.

I started talking to Ian & Neil about who can possibly join us in taking out the Britney alliance. Porsche & Danielle first popped up in my head. I found out that Danielle was lying to me or someone, making her an untrustworthy mentor and player in this game. She told me that Amanda was very "likable" and "dangerous." Then she wants to tell Neil that she "likes" Amanda. Okay bitch, what didn't make you think I would talk to Neil & Ian about you? Seriously, she's dumb and she's about to get played. These mentor's can kiss my dick because these silly little antics won't work a second time around.

Neil is also having doubt in his mentor, Jen. He told me that Jen was campaigning for Brit to stay off the block so he has to keep an eye out for Brit as well. I honestly can tell you that Porsche is safe and in good graces with the women's alliance team because she's not doing anything. Neil & Ian are leading the charge. SMH.

Once Brit won the veto and took herself off, Neil decided finally to put Jase on the block. The reason why I said finally, was because he was thinking about different players to go up. I told him to throw up Amanda since she's annoying af and I don't like her, he thought about it. Then he pitched to me throwing up Jun and voting her out, he said because Jun is a closed book and won't let him read her. (good move on her). Then I guess he used Jase's inactiveness against him and got him on the block.

I can't wait for next week to see how the HoH will be played and who would win. I really would like to see Porsche, Ian or Jen win the comp.

love Russell

[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary,

Well Jase was evicted by a vote of 9-1! Later loser! That's what you get for being the rat, and the rat got voted out week 3 ha such a joke. I am finding myself getting close with Ian, Neil & Porsche. Everyone else is apart of that stupid blonde clique and the guy & Porsche are on the outs, sadly. So at the HoH, it was an endurance HoH where they had to do an odd post and even post bullcrap. Something Brit would do oh so well at.

At the results, only 4 people did the competition (Porsche, Ian, Britney & Danielle) like that is really sad. I mean I understand if it was 1 person, but having more than half of the cast not doing it is unacceptable. At least try for 10 minutes, it's not that hard to monitor a clock. Anyways onto the results, Ian had 7+ hours, but then fucked up and deleted a post >.> UGH so that gave Brit the win by default! Like bitch



I really didn't want Brit to win, but ugh! We had a chance last week, we fucked it up, then we had a chance AGAIN this week, and we FUCKED IT UP AGAIN like SMH! Can we do anything right? I really now have to wait to try and get her out next week. (Which I don't want to).

Apparently on Brit's status, she was being very cocky and being power hungry



Like no one freaking cares, it's 1 HOH reign. Next week you can't even play so STOP milking it. I really hope Neil, Ian & Porsche survive this week so they can take that bitch out once again and I HOPE they can do it correct this time. Now we're looking at Neil being for sure 1 of the noms this week, but idk who would go up as a pawn. I mean you gave both pawns from Danielle's team (Myself & Sharon) golden keys and now we're just chillin. (well I am, Sharon went completely inactive). This season's newbies aren't even TRYING (well except for Neil & Ian) to want to win and change the game. I actually feel like I'm on BB13 and feeling so helpless.

Spineless Jellyfishes I swear. We'll I'll write one more entry after noms, veto comp, & results are over

Love Russell

[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary, (no gifs this week I have studying to do )

Neil and Ian are nominated *shocker* I mean I like Britney's explanation behind the noms because she didn't sound as cocky as she someone else did in the veto meeting (will touch base on this in a bit).

Poor Ian & Neil being pitted against each other like I felt really bad because had it been me, I would have felt like shit I mean damn. Either Ian or Neil will be getting the golden key this week and the girls would have to pick off each other next week (which isn't bad at all, but still).

So the veto competition was something about finding Waldo & you had to AIM Dustin to do the competition. Poor Dustin, half of the cast went inactive and the other half doesn't try as much. I feel as if this season's cast isn't up to its potential because no where is Janelle, Ashley nor Sharon to be in sight! >.>

At the veto competition, Danielle, the Black Bitch, won PoV. At the veto meeting she was like I'm not gonna use it because you guys are MALES and why would you choose a MALE to play as in a winners circle full of WOMEN. Like Bitch? You're a male in real life (Yes I know who you are Danielle, and I'm planning to cut your throat as soon as I get the chance to).

So at this point I'm stuck between choosing two friends, Ian or Neil. Everyone wants Neil gone and I think it'll be better for me (in the long run) since he'll get the golden key and I will have to face him in the special challenge thing. I rather face off against Ian because he's not a threat at all.

Anyways so I hope I'm voting with the majority even though I don't talk to these idiots besides my mentor, Neil, Ian & Porsche. Happy Tuesday!

Love Russell

[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary,

Neil evicted by a vote of 4-2 and 2 votes were missing (of course). So with that being said, Sharon got expelled for not voting, competing nor posting in her confesh. Then the host wanted to decide to make us vote between Janelle or Ashley. No offense host, but those bitches will be inactive regardless if we vote for them, I truly believe Neil deserves to be first juror, if Janelle and Ashley will both die (Love you host, but that's just how I see it.)

Aside from that, Danielle was talking to me about how the big targets are Brit/Jen. Amanda/Jun = Pair, Ian/Porsche = pair, & Dani & I are a pair. Little does she know I'm already working w/ Ian & Porsche. Danielle is already close with Amanda/Jun. What Danielle and I "need to do" is play middle man, get Jen & Brit out, and make it to the F4. NO. lol.

Little does she know Porsche, Ian & I are for sure a F3 since we were forced to joined forces as Ian & I are shunned from the girls alliance and then Porsche for being an outcast. Aside from that, I am going to stay loyal to Ian & Porsche and "make" Danielle happy. Once we bounce Brit & Jen, Dani, & Jun are next. Then we sprint for the goal and take out Amanda.

We'll see how this retarded vote goes as I don't care who goes home at this point because they suck ass.

Love Russell

[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary,

Jun won HoH she's a dumb bitch. She is doing Brit & Jen's dirty work and being a sheep. I even told her ass I'm not coming after her, and she still puts me up. "Keeping your cards close to your chest." Wtf does that mean? Of course people would keep their strategy close to their chest dumbass, IT'S BIG BROTHER. WE'RE NOT HERE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR PLANS. That's like saying give me your entire game so I can tell other people your intentions and you get evicted. No bitch, I'm not going to kiss ass to people and tell them my game.

I really hope Porsche plays in this weeks Veto, and Brit nor Jen doesn't. If Bueno, Danielle & Porsche play, I would feel comfortable with them because Jun is a bitch. Like the definition of a pussy ass bitch who is scared to make big moves. You're not going to win against Brit or Jen in the end.

Why are people scared to make big moves in this game? There's only 2 new people left and having winner's in the end will fuck up the game once again and the winner's will just win this season again. UGH.

xoxo

*beats Jun up with chopsticks* Bitchass chinks can't do NOTHING right.

Love, Russell.

[Russell Kairouz]

Dear Diary,

It's been awhile hasn't it? Well I was nominated on the block against Ian and for the veto competition, we had to solve a phrase. One of my personal favorite BB contestants was quoted ugh I love Rachel Reilly to death <3

Anyways, So Porsche won the veto and I was so shocked, that's my bitch! Kicking ass in that puzzle! She used the veto on Ian and now Jun's dumbass had to nominate Amanda in his place.

I think Jun's week was a wasteful one. I have Porsche & Ian's votes and I hope Danielle can pull through and vote to keep me so we can have make it to F2 automatically if we're still left. (I really don't want that to happen).

Jun's dumb and a wasteful HoH, that's why her karma level is at neg 3 LOL dumb hoe.

xoxo

Love, Russell.

[Jen Johnson]

Sept 10, 2012 20:19:26 GMT -5 Russell Kairouz said:

Jen - I know her from other ORG's, she's a tough cookie and she doesn't know that I know her alias and I am well AWARE of what she's capable of.

LOL, this isn't my alias...all the other sn's are. Who are you?

[Neil Garcia]

Why wasn't this Russell as fun as the Russell I talked to? I knew you were hiding something.