Clown Cunt Reborn #1

[Britney Haynes]

I'll probably be evicted the first chance they get. #NotHot

[Jason Guy]

First Confessional of everyone in the entire game

bonus points

[Lisa Donahue]

OMG, good luck Brit Brit <3. CUNTEAM FTW!

[Britney Haynes]

The Cunt isn't evicted yet, so I'd say we're doing amazing.



So I did some socializing, which I fucking hate, and got a good idea of what some of these players are like and which players are just fucking dumb.


As soon as I posted my aim, Neil was up to bat first, and while I did like the conversation (lol no I didn't what the fuck) he did come off as a bit simple, and borderline boring. I guess most generic, first time conversations will be like that, but this one seemed to be verging on awful.


After all that, there was Amanda. I recently voted Amanda out of another game we were in together, and it's worsened by the fact that I believe she had a good deal of trust in me, so we'll see how things go here. Doesn't help that I feel like I came off as condescending in the very brief conversation we had. #OhWell.


Janelle was next. She stated that she hasn't been playing orgs for a while now, but OH SO RANDOMLY decided to get back into them after such a long hiatus. Right.... If that's truly the case then okay whatever, but for now, there seems to be a lot more to her than she let's on and if she's not on my team, I definitely think Janelle could be the death of me this season.


Russell the Love Muscle. He's cool, definitely my only shot at a showmance this season.....but he really needs to stop calling me boo. Unless he's secretly smart enough to try and play the flirt card then I think I can get him around my finger if I talk about his love muscle (penis) enough....I mean...he already invited me to his bed....puke.


Ashley is sweet, and kind of reminds me of the real Ashley, which is probably why she chose to play as her. Nothing too complex with our conversation, just was what it was.


Ian.



Oh my god are you kidding me? The tone he had during our entire conversation was just the completely wrong tone to strike with me. He tried to be normal, but from what I gathered, this kid will be going after the coaches the first chance he gets and is already expecting the coaches to stick together (He isn't wrong if I get my way, but come on, how stupid can you be to actually give off that feeling) Ian is kind of reminding me of Evel Dick from last season, and I actually wouldn't be surprised if that was him, coming back to do better. If I get my way, and it is him, he can leave at the very same time as last season.


Sister Jun. I was just totally up front with the bitch and told her I want a Final 2 deal with her. She accepted and I don't think she's bullshitting me because she clearly knows that the winners have to stick together. We talked about the other coaches and how we think they'll ride with us, and I filled her in on Ian and she seemed to be in agreement of him going first. Good.


As for Moi, I'm just acting like a dumb bitch who's happy to be here for "however long or short" it may be. These cunts better respect and make it long or else I'll shame them eternally. I'd put up chats to show you slores what I'm working with, but Dustcunt doesn't seem to have spoiler tags or they're not working for me.

[Jason Guy]

What type of players are you looking for in your team, and which houseguests so far do you think fit that?

[Britney Haynes]

I'm looking for the type of players who can go far. It doesn't matter how they get there just as long as they get there, because if I can make it there together with a player then things will fall into place and we can try and go for that Auto-Final 2.


Right now, as a whole package, if I could have my top 2 picks, It'd be Janelle and Russell. I feel like I'll probably get Russell on my team, but I think Janelle will go fast and be scooped up.


If I remember correctly, a time ago, Crusty Dusty told me that he wouldn't let just any old swine of a player take Janelle, so I'm thinking Janelle must be exceptionally good to get to be here as who she is, or maybe Dustin just finally caved.


If I do get first dibs I think I'll have to pick that bitch.

[Britney Haynes]

Ian is always on the boards.


He's like a fucking creeper just stalking everyone's shit.


Get out.

[Britney Haynes]

So I did some more socializing last night, and I didn't even call anyone a cunt or any other bad, mean word.





Yay me.


Anyway



Talked to Russell again. He was nice but kind of boring, and definitely continued to give off the feel that he wants to be on my team, which is fine or whatever. It just raises the question however that is he really just wanting to be on my team, or am I underestimating him as a player because he has a way of coming off as wanting to work with you and only you. If it's the latter than Russell could be pretty devious in this game.


Afterwards was Jen. We met, talked, "joked" about some old game we were in together and overall it just seemed like a pretty fine atmosphere. She then drops the bomb that Jun has been spilling to the noobs that there's a mentor's alliance, one she wasn't invited to. At first I was like "What the fucking fuck Sister Jun, what the fuck are you doing." So obviously I thought that Korean Cunt was trying to play all sides right away and that made me think our Final 2 deal was null, but then Jen chimes in and says, "Oh wait, Danielle is a winner, oops lol"

Jesus Christ Bitch. Anyway, we talked some more and she agreed that a mentor's alliance was the way to go. Not even the end of round one and we're already preparing to go to war. I made a final point to tell her about Ian and how he's shady and just terrible, so I think she's now on board to target him as well. Perfect. Now all we need to do is get Porsche on board.




Speaking of that twat. Ian....








The Queen is displeased with your stupidity.




Ian 6:39 pm
oh boy, do i hate slide puzzles

Erin Morricci 6:40 pm
same, and its not even numbered for us :-\

Ian 6:41 pm
well, ur the comp queen, you should fo fine haha

Erin Morricci 6:42 pm
lol we'll see. I think that's what people expect of me. Only time will tell if I actually deliver the second go around

Ian 6:43 pm
yea, diff players, diff season

Erin Morricci 6:44 pm
definitely, especially since it's been more than a year since i've been on the brawl saddle

Ian 7:08 pm
well the stakes arent even that high for your comp
just a ranking lol

Erin Morricci 7:09 pm
true. then again no one wants to get stuck on a dud team

Ian 7:11 pm
well the "team" thing doesnt really affect things for you winners tho right?

Erin Morricci 7:12 pm
Well I can't speak for the others, but like I told you, I'm here to coach/mentor, or whatever Dustin wants to call it



Like? Do you think being a condescending little fuck is going to get you far? "Oh yeah, well it doesn't even matter for you lolz" Um, pretty sure it does bitch. It matters cause I want to make sure you're not on my fucking team.


And the "team thing doesn't really affect things for you winners tho right?"


What the fuck you trying to say boy? Are you A: Trying to imply the winners are sticking together no matter what? Cause if you are (you're right) then you shouldn't be telling that to a fucking winner who takes that as a threat, even if it were true or not. or B: That fucking dumb that you don't understand the rules regarding teams.


Shit. Ian is a bad egg and if he's not evicted in this double then shit will be going down real fast in this game.
God forbid the fucker gets HOH.

[Britney Haynes]

I still don't have an avatar.

[Britney Haynes]

If the veto is used in any way that Kara gets off the block, you better believe I will push my girl to nominate the shit out of Ian. I'll tell them it's best not to piss off all four teams and so the only way to not look like we're ganging up on one particular team by nominating both their players is to nominate the only other vulnerable member of team Porsche. Oops.

[Britney Haynes]

Believe it or not....I actually feel bad about voting to evict Kara. I know her outside of this game from other games and she really just seems like a nice and good person, and so this is surprising coming from me, but I actually feel bad about voting against her before she gets a chance to prove herself as a player in this game.


She straight up asked me if she had a shot at my vote and I had to lie to her because I had already voted against her a couple hours prior. Why is my heart and conscience kicking in now of all times.


If she manages to survive the first vote....maybe I'll try to keep her....Fuck I knew I should have tried to bury the hatchet with her and pick her for my team, but then again I still love my girls. Ugh...why am I suddenly an emotional bitch over this.

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