Russell's Little Tid Bits

[Russell Kairouz]

Sup bitches?

Well well well here we have a cunt & a little pussy in the final 2.

Two of the lesser evils will get my vote this season. Who will it be? Well first off you better answer my questions right and not even lie in the answers. Lie to my face, and I will call you out on your shit.

Shitney - Boo you whore, you made it to the final 2. Why the fuck do you deserve to win this game?

- If each juror was a color, what would they be and why?

- Tell me why I SHOULDN'T vote for Skanky Jun to win?

Junshit - You're obviously annoying. Why the fuck I SHOULDN'T vote for Shitney to win?

- Rate the jurors on a scale of 1-10 based on their game play.

I want both of you to answer these questions:

- Tell me how awesome Russell is.
- Tell me how horrible this season of Brawl was.
- Tell me how boring the cast was this season.

May the odds be forever in your favor.

[Britney Haynes]

Shitney - Boo you whore, you made it to the final 2. Why the fuck do you deserve to win this game?

I deserve to win this game because I fought harder than Jun. I was responsible for more moves and evictions than anyone else and didn't fly under the radar. I was given a target from the very beginning and dodged bullets the entire game.

- If each juror was a color, what would they be and why?


Neil: Black

The presence of all colors. I think Neil has the skills to be a great player, but he has...almost too much. Like...that saying, you can't have too much of a good thing, well, you can. I think Neil was a good player, but he had too much skill and drive to win and overplayed. He made himself look like this super threat to me and so of course I went after him in retaliation. That's why I chose Black for Neil.


Russell: Maroon

A strong and stoic color. I think, for me, you weren't as loud and in your face in this game as other players like the color, but were still in the fray regardless and as the color is hard to miss and not take in, I didn't fail to miss your presence on the boards, noticing you on the boards while both in and out of the game.


Porsche: Blue

I picked blue for Porsche because Blue is a naturally, soothing color. I think out of everyone this season, Porsche was the most calm and collected with her game. She never really got noticeably upset, but instead just remained calm and sort of glided through this game with a natural ease to her.


Jen: Red

Fiery, hot, and full of passion. I think Jen would be the color red because overall, red is a primary and strong color. Jen was the first winner of this series, showing her strength and then coming back after six other seasons had passed showed her passion and dedication to this series and game



Ian: Yellow

A strong, cheerful and vibrant color, it fits Ian so well. Ian in this game was vibrant and a strong, noticeable presence. No matter how many times he was nominated or things didn't go as he would've liked them to, Ian was still determined to play and had a bright, fighting presence to him, and no matter what happened, his force wouldn't fade....until he was evicted that is.


Danielle: Orange

I chose Orange for Danielle because on it's own, I love the color Orange, but when you try and pair it with most other colors, it doesn't really mesh or go well together; it works best on its own. That's how I viewed Danielle. It became clear to me the round you left that Danielle was playing all sides, and while she worked well with one side, and worked well with the other also, to me she really did play this game solo and for herself.


Amanda: Green

(Choosing Lime Green here so it actually shows up.)
I chose the color Green for Amanda because green is the color of life and survival. I think Amanda stuck around in this game a lot longer than everyone expected, and despite being nominated pretty much every single time during the jury phase, she lived on through till the final 3.


- Tell me why I SHOULDN'T vote for Skanky Jun to win?

She wouldn't even be here if it weren't for me. She was a key ally to have, but it doesn't change the fact that throughout the majority of the season, I dragged her forward. She can say all she wants about how all of her alliances brought her forward, but the fact is, if you don't have power and any control at some point in this game, then all your alliances do are carry you like dead weight.

[Jun Song]

Nov 12, 2012 22:24:41 GMT -5 Russell Kairouz said:

Junshit - You're obviously annoying. Why the fuck I SHOULDN'T vote for Shitney to win?

Awww, well thank you... love you too. <3 But anyway, I don't think that Britney should win over me because I think Britney's game was much more reliable on the fact that she could win challenges. I think that in this game, you have to have a balance of everything... and I think Britney relied solely on the physical aspect of Big Brother in order to reach the final two... while I really relied more on strategic gameplay which I think should be ranked higher than physical capability in challenges.

- Rate the jurors on a scale of 1-10 based on their game play.

Neil~ I would have to give Neil a 6. Neil was a strong competitor and if he would've been able to evict Britney... he would've probably went pretty far in the game. However, I think that his best move was to pretty much backdoor Britney instead of pissing her off by nominating her and giving her a shot at the veto.

Russell~ I would have to give you a 5. Honestly, me and you did not really socialize much in this game. I think our games were very different and we both felt like we didn't necessarily need each other in order to advance. I was never really sure where you stood which made you probably the biggest threat to me at that point in the game.

Porsche~ I would give Porsche a 7. I think Porsche was a pretty strong competitor, but I think she made a mistake by saving Ian when he was up on the block because it really increased the target on her back. I think she was pretty good in challenges and if she would've won the veto in which she was nominated... she could've gone far.

Jen~ I would give Jen an 8. I think Jen was a very social player, and she relied on alliances to further herself. I think Jen was pretty well-informed on the happenings in the game and I think if Britney didn't have the power from the attic, Jen would've likely made it alot farther.

Ian~ I would give Ian an 8. I think Ian was an extremely tough competitor... and he was probably my biggest obstacle in the game. Ian was incredibly intelligent and he had a good amount of allies, but I never had a good connection with Ian. With alot of real life problems, I wasn't able to be as social as I would've liked... so I never got to build that bond with Ian. And when we approached the final rounds, I knew that I had to get Ian out because I felt like he had plans to go to the finals with Danielle and if he would've made it... he would've likely won.

Danielle~ I think Danielle deserves a 9. Danielle was an extremely strong social, strategic, and physical player. I knew aligning with Danielle would benefit me because she was really good at the game. Danielle always worried about getting out Britney and I know she may think I was dumb for evicting her... but honestly, in my mind, she was just as strong if not stronger than Britney. And she would be an extremely tough competitor in the final two.

Amanda~ I think Amanda would get a 4. Amanda just never seemed to be really that dedicated in the game. I think she had a lot of potential to become an extremely strong competitor but I just don't think her heart was truly ever really invested in the game.

I want both of you to answer these questions:

- Tell me how awesome Russell is.
- Tell me how horrible this season of Brawl was.
- Tell me how boring the cast was this season.

May the odds be forever in your favor.

Russell~ You said at the beginning of your speech not to tell lies, so I won't. Honestly, me and you never had much of a relationship so I really have no room to tell you how awesome you are because we really didn't know eachother that well.

I don't think season of Brawl was really that bad. I think we had alot of inactive players and it made the game very different and laid back. But anyone who was ever truly playing the game, battled it out. So although I don't think this was the best season yet, I don't think it was terrible.

The people who were active were good cast members. The contestants who had any amount of heart made the game fun. However... it was unfortunate that we had so many inactive players at the beginning because I think it made the game start out a little bit dull. But I think a good amount of the cast were good and interesting players

[Britney Haynes]

- Tell me how awesome Russell is.

I love Russell. I think he's super sexy and his irrational anger issues and testosterone over drive only adds to the attraction. I really hope he does another season of Big Brother so he can expose himself on camera again and more pictures of his love muscle can flood the internet.


- Tell me how horrible this season of Brawl was.

I'm not even going to lie and say that it was horrible. I mean hell, I'm sitting in the final 2, it can't be that horrible for me. I can see why you may think it's horrible with how inactive a good number of the noobies were and how there were two separate (3 if we count Ashley) expulsions. Not to mention how LONG this season dragged on for.


- Tell me how boring the cast was this season.

Kara, Michelle, Jase, Sharon....pretty much all of the prejurors had no personality. At one point I had myself convinced that my two players, Janelle and Ashley, were the same person. They were interchangeable to me, and with how our Team Chats went, I thought, like I said, they were either the same person, or like a set of siblings with the same, boring, watered down, genetic code.

[Jun Song]

And LOL at you saying that you dragged me like dead weight. If you didn't think that I was aligned with you to the end... you would've taken Amanda to the final two.

Yes, I made alliances with multiple people that helped pushed me forward. But if you think for one second that you're the only reason I am sitting here... you're not only delusional but extremely cocky. There were times in the game where you didn't have power, and I still managed to stay around and stay off of the block.

You did win competitions, but your strategic game was not that good... because if it had been, you wouldn't have had to rely on physical challenges since like week two.

[Britney Haynes]

Nov 12, 2012 23:09:43 GMT -5 Jun Song said:

And LOL at you saying that you dragged me like dead weight. If you didn't think that I was aligned with you to the end... you would've taken Amanda to the final two.

Yes, I made alliances with multiple people that helped pushed me forward. But if you think for one second that you're the only reason I am sitting here... you're not only delusional but extremely cocky. There were times in the game where you didn't have power, and I still managed to stay around and stay off of the block.

You did win competitions, but your strategic game was not that good... because if it had been, you wouldn't have had to rely on physical challenges since like week two.

Hun, if it had been me, Danielle, Amanda in the final 3 I still would have evicted Amanda. No one respected Amanda being brought this far in the game (Porsche basically said as much when she was evicted) and if you think I'd want an easy win like that, then you're mistaken. I brought Josh, who was more deserving and worthy than Casey in Season 2 with me to finals then, and I did the same with the two people in Final 3, again in this season.

If you want to thank alliances, think again. Nearly everyone in the jury stage talked about how inactive you were. People didn't go after you a lot of the times because they had bigger fish to fry.

I played the strategic hand that was given to me. If you actually paid attention and read what I've said, then you'd see that I've said people wanted me out from the very beginning and so if people want you out, you kind of HAVE to win competitions. It's not like I said "FUCK YOU" to everyone to make them want me out Week 2. My past reputation put me in that position. Pay attention please.

[Britney Haynes]

Also, I'd hardly call me strategic game "not that good"

So if any juror, Russell included, is curious about some of them, feel free to ask and I'll tell, but for now I'll hold my piece so as not to add fuel to a petty argument.

[Jun Song]

Nov 12, 2012 23:15:31 GMT -5 Britney Haynes said:

Nov 12, 2012 23:09:43 GMT -5 Jun Song said:

And LOL at you saying that you dragged me like dead weight. If you didn't think that I was aligned with you to the end... you would've taken Amanda to the final two.

Yes, I made alliances with multiple people that helped pushed me forward. But if you think for one second that you're the only reason I am sitting here... you're not only delusional but extremely cocky. There were times in the game where you didn't have power, and I still managed to stay around and stay off of the block.

You did win competitions, but your strategic game was not that good... because if it had been, you wouldn't have had to rely on physical challenges since like week two.

Hun, if it had been me, Danielle, Amanda in the final 3 I still would have evicted Amanda. No one respected Amanda being brought this far in the game (Porsche basically said as much when she was evicted) and if you think I'd want an easy win like that, then you're mistaken. I brought Josh, who was more deserving and worthy than Casey in Season 2 with me to finals then, and I did the same with the two people in Final 3, again in this season.

If you want to thank alliances, think again. Nearly everyone in the jury stage talked about how inactive you were. People didn't go after you a lot of the times because they had bigger fish to fry.

I played the strategic hand that was given to me. If you actually paid attention and read what I've said, then you'd see that I've said people wanted me out from the very beginning and so if people want you out, you kind of HAVE to win competitions. It's not like I said "FUCK YOU" to everyone to make them want me out Week 2. My past reputation put me in that position. Pay attention please.

And that's exactly what I described in the beginning of my opening statement. I wanted to float along in the game and make everyone think I was on their side and I wasn't a threat. Real life circumstances didn't allow me to be the biggest social butterfly out there. But at the end of the day, I managed to do what I needed to do each round in order to advance further.

You came into the game being overly aggressive, campaigning to get out Kara in the first week and doing really well in the first challenge. And then you wonder why everyone was targetting you by week two. It's not because of your stellar performance in season two, hun. We were all winners, and all threats. You made the target on your back by not playing strategically and coming on too strong, too early.

The strategic game I was handed... worked out and I played it the best I could. You MADE your bed in the first few weeks by making yourself come off as such a strong competitor. And then you cry saying everyone was targetting you. But you would have never had that target on your back if you didn't go out so strong so early. And yeah, it worked for you to get to the final two. But I can at least say that I got here based on some sort of strategy and not just challenge wins.

[Britney Haynes]

So you doing what you needed to do in terms of being not so social and strategic is okay, but me having to win challenge isn’t okay and is to be shunned because…why exactly? I mean you can talk all you want about my challenge wins, but it’s not exactly like you threw any challenge that I won. You tried as much as I did. If you had won them I highly doubt you’d be singing the same story you are right now girl. I mean, I'd like to point out that during the final four HOH you wanted me to throw it to you for the sole reason of "I want the jury to at least respect me and so I can say I've won some challenges." I mean, if it was so important to win challenges then, why has it suddenly lost all importance?


Yeah, I did want Kara out, because it was my role as a coach to protect my players. I don’t have a good past with Kara as far as games go, and so if she was going to be a threat to my players and me, why would I want her in the game. You seem to forget that Kara was evicted 6-5, not because Big Bad Britney wanted her out of the game. Five other people signed her death warrant just as much as I did. And guess what, if Michelle had been evicted first, then Kara STILL would have been evicted over Russell.


So the strategic game you were handed? So you didn’t make the moves yourself they were handed to you? And if it was handed to you, what’s wrong with my strategic game when I did with what was dealt to me? I highly doubt that I wouldn’t have had the target on my back if I hadn’t gone “too strong.” I mean, HELLO, Neil himself said that his biggest mistake was not nominating Jen, so if he wanted to nominate Jen (his own COACH) he was after winners already.

Now I'm done with this. I'm not going to let the entire jury questioning be done in one thread just because you feel like you have to brutally fight for this to have a chance.