Clown Cunt Reborn #6

[Britney Haynes]

Team Britney: Me

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Team Jen: Invisible Jen
Loud Mouthed Idiot[/color]


Team Danielle: Middle-Ground Riding Bitch[/color]


Team Porsche: Shady Bitch
Creepy Little Fuck[/color]


Team Jun: Semi-Inactive Final 2 Partner[/color]


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[Britney Haynes]

So I feel pretty confident that I have Danielle

figured out and how she's playing this game. She seems like the exact type of person who plays the middle ground as much and for as long as possible.


There was an obvious alliance of Ian[/color]-Russell[/color]-Porsche[/color], but Porsche[/color] has also told Jen[/color] that there is rumors of an alliance between Amanda[/color]-Myself[/color]-Jen[/color] with Jun[/color] too much on the inactive side to really be cared about at this point in time.


But who does that leave out of any of it? Danielle[/color].


You'd wonder why Amanda[/color] is even in the mix when she appears to be as inactive, if not more so, than Jun[/color]. Well this little bitch remembers Danielle[/color]'s frustration with Amanda[/color], and how she said that Amanda[/color] was taking her role of playing under the radar. It makes sense why she's thrown in if the one creating the rumor thinks she's playing a certain way.


Danielle[/color] was the one to relay the information about the opposing alliance to me, and Porsche[/color] told Jen[/color] she wouldn't say who told her about our alliance rumor, so it all traces back to Danielle[/color].


It was just a matter of what Danielle[/color] did with her vote, but regardless I'm not going to trust her either way from this point out.


If she evicted Amanda[/color] then she had clearly picked her side and then it would have been game on against that four person alliance, but instead she picked to evict Russell[/color] and it shows that she's trying to ride that middle for as long as possible and by evicting her player, it rids her of the "Mentor/Player" target that'll grow bigger and bigger for people the closer we get to the final 3. It's smart because she's created safety for herself and also not risked going home over Russell[/color].


Maybe I give that cunt too much credit, but when the eviction went up she ran offline, so maybe she was trying to avoid the two people she pissed off in a cowardly fashion, but no matter, I'm slowly going to start cutting her rope.


Game on!


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[Britney Haynes]

I'm also not ruling out Jen

's ass for being suspicious given her relationships with people. Basically...


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[Britney Haynes]

YES!


This HOH win was definitely one of my BIGGEST in the series. Not only do I now have a guaranteed spot in the final 6, but I also get another vote for my seed counter which at this point, can basically save me, and on top of both of those things, I get to work towards evicting the first winner of this game.


Right now I know for a fact that I'll be nominating Ian

and Porsche[/color], there's just no way around it, and if those nominations stay the same, then Porsche[/color]'s ass is grass. (It's funny cause we're in a fucking greenhouse). If either nominee comes off the block, then you can sure as fuck bet that Danielle[/color]'s ass is going right up there. A true battle of the titans would be Danielle[/color] vs. Porsche[/color] as final noms, and I'd love whoever goes, because whoever stays can't really come at me because even if I were a final nominee, I'd have my power AND if Jun[/color] isn't nominated, she'd save me, and if Jen[/color] wasn't nominated, I think she'd save me.


What makes this whole thing so much sweeter is that if I had lost, I had fully intended to throw Danielle[/color] under the bus to Ian[/color] and Porsche[/color], anyway I could, but since I won, Ian[/color] went ahead and did it for me. He told me all this information about how Danielle[/color] was the one to talk about their being an alliance between Team Jen[/color] and myself and how Danielle[/color] wanted me out all the way back during the endurance HOH. I mean the kid basically told me what I already knew, but now it allows me to be a shifty cunt and stir some trouble.

My plan is to go to Danielle[/color] and act completely fucking stupid, and tell her things like "Ian[/color] is so pathetic, he was telling me all these lies about you to try and save himself." And just let her know that Ian[/color] ratted her out so I can steer her permanently away from Team Porsche[/color] and make myself look dumb and therefore get her guard and awareness down.


Why even bother doing this? Because this week can not go as well as I want it to. Worst case scenario is that Danielle[/color] wins the veto and pulls Porsche[/color] off the block, and I put up Amanda[/color]. I'd assume that it'd go 2-2 in the initial vote and I send Ian[/color] to jury in the tiebreaker.

So to prevent that I need to get Danielle[/color] away from Team Porsche[/color] completely, and I'll do that with the lies, and I did it yesterday with HOH by telling Danielle[/color] to attack Porsche[/color]. I told Danielle[/color] something along the lines of "There's no harm, I mean, she won't have any power so she can't come back at you."

So overall I think I've got three players, and possibly this whole game, RIGHT where I want it. Danielle[/color] has burned her bridges, and I'm assuming she doesn't realize it, but she's already going to be fighting for her life for the rest of this game.


I love how her skank ass tried to tell me she sucks as a player and she's like the Karen of this season. What does this cunt think this is? Season 7: 2.0? Naw bitch, I'm no rookie, and your days are numbered.



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[Britney Haynes]

So I had a change of plans when I saw that Ian

came out of left field and won the veto.


When I first took the HOH reign I told myself that if either nominee came off that I'd nominate Danielle[/color] as the replacement, but I guess that only really rang true in my head if Porsche[/color] was the one who was coming off, so instead I decided to go ahead and nominate Amanda[/color].


Now, that may seem really lame, especially if she gets evicted. People will say I wasted my HOH week, but in reality that's far from the truth. By nominating Amanda[/color] I force Jen[/color] to make a choice. With Danielle[/color] nominated I wouldn't trust her not to try and pull a fast one, so now she will either be forced to evict Porsche[/color] to keep her player, or expose her true loyalties by keeping Porsche[/color]. If Amanda[/color] is evicted that also benefits me because it breaks up one of the last two mentor-player pairs and then only leaves Ian[/color]-Porsche[/color], who are both massive targets in their own rights at this point.


Plus, by not nominating Danielle[/color] I don't piss her off (Because I planned on Porsche[/color] leaving anyway) and so if she wins HOH on Thursday I can try and get her to nominate Ian[/color] and Amanda[/color].


No matter who goes I benefit and don't have to worry about the repercussions yet because with 4 votes on my seed counter, even if I'm a final nominee, I'm going right into the Top 5 for sure. [/center][/color]

[Britney Haynes]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Amanda

was evicted. Other people may find it funny and say this HOH week was a waste when they be too dumb to realize that even if she goes it wasn't a waste in my mind and I ain't worried cause I could literally do nothing tonight and be safe.
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