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Post by Britney Haynes on Sept 25, 2012 21:12:48 GMT -5
Team Britney: Me
Dumb Inactive Blonde
Dumber Inactive Blonde
(I get the feeling they're related) [/color] Team Jen: Invisible Jen Loud Mouthed Idiot[/color] Team Danielle: Cock Hungry Black Widow Golden Key Douche[/color] Team Porsche: Shady Bitch Creepy Little Fuck[/color] Team Jun: Semi-Inactive Final 2 Partner[/color] [/center] |
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Post by Britney Haynes on Sept 27, 2012 0:16:16 GMT -5
So this round both rocks and sucks. I get to basically proceed to the top 8 without a single scratch, but I'll basically be losing both my players in one fell swoop and not be eligible for the little auto-holiday at the Top 3.
It rocks because with the golden key twist those two girls were supposed to be the next two targets, and since them leaving will propel us past that point it takes away the opportunity for anyone to be a shady fuck against me and take me out before jury. Plus I get to play in the next Head of Household competition which means if I win I can reach the Top 7 and also give myself 3 extra votes via my Seed Counter, and in the Top 7, that can pretty much secure 100% safety for me if I'm in danger.
The only thing that sucks about losing both my girls is that, yes I lose out on that auto-finals deal, but it also means this game will be on full force. I think everyone else is playing hard in their own ways, and a winner still hasn't been evicted, and I refuse to be the first winner evicted. HELL. NO. Talk about shame.
So HOH...need to go full force. Period.
Oh, and to honor Marvin's request.
#5 Will
It's more inverted, like it hides inside of him when he's scared.
#4 Ronnie
No it's not his thumb....that is what he's working with
#3 Jason
His virgin dick is modest, like him, and is used mainly to please other virgins.
#2 Laura
She's got a big ol' horse dick to match that set of horse teeth.
#1 Marvin
That big black night stick is so big it'll knock a bitch's teeth out. Knocked Lisa right out of last season. |
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